a small part of me is still holding out hope that You Know Who gets visited by three sprits tonight and has a huge fucking change of heart

just, like, the fucking Spirit of Inaugurations Past shows up and he’s William Henry Harrison, real pissed off

the Spirit of Inaugurations Present is Joe Biden, even more pissed off. not even like a ghost Joe Biden, just regular Joe Biden, super angry

the Spirit of Inaugurations Future is a Latina lady who has passed through regular anger into a cold fury that gives off its own fucking light, like, the fucking mess you left me with you piece of shit–