— lazyevaluationranch: ¼/2017 Today is our third...

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“¼/2017 Today is our third straight day of below-zero temperatures, which is weird but fun. There are a couple drawbacks, though.
The internet informs me that in cold weather, ducks stand on one foot and tuck the other one into...
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¼/2017 Today is our third straight day of below-zero temperatures, which is weird but fun. There are a couple drawbacks, though.

The internet informs me that in cold weather, ducks stand on one foot and tuck the other one into their belly fluff to conserve heat. Our ducks attempt to tuck both feet into their feathers, and flop onto the ground, where they lie around like feathery little speed bumps.

Also, goat and sheep droppings freeze into glassy little poop spheres. The feral cats are convinced these are the best cat toys, and bat them into all kinds of odd places where no reasonable person would expect Slipping On Marbles Obstacle Course.