— old-type-40: “I tried. I tried my best to run my...

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old-type-40
old-type-40:
““I tried. I tried my best to run my establishment under this occupation. But you know what? It’s no fun. I don’t like Cardassians. They’re mean and arrogant. And I can’t stand the Jem'Hadar. They’re creepy. They just stand there like...
old-type-40

“I tried. I tried my best to run my establishment under this occupation. But you know what? It’s no fun. I don’t like Cardassians. They’re mean and arrogant. And I can’t stand the Jem'Hadar. They’re creepy. They just stand there like statues, staring at you. That’s it. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life doing business with these people. I want the Federation back. I want to sell root beer again!”

Drunk Quark has had it with the Dominion.