[exeggutor]

We like to think the internet within the past half decade or so has honed shitposting down to a science but racing horse names have us beat by decades

[zoreta]

This is a case of necessity is the mother of invention- for both race horses and purebred show animals, every.single.animal. needs to have a unique name for record keeping purposes.

Imagine trying to come up with a cool username if you aren’t allowed to add random numbers and underscores- only pronounceable words. Now imagine that this website has had tens of millions of users, and even after someone leaves the site their username can never be recycled.

WELCOME TO PEDIGREE SHITPOST BINGO

[steelplatedhearts]

Pedigree Shitpost Bingo would make a great horse name

[ultralaser]

okay but all the fake benedict cumberbatch names in a horse race together

[coldstarindustries]

“DENGLEBERT SLAPTYBACK PULLS AHEAD OF BANDERSNATCH CUMMERBUND…OH, BUT HERE COMES WINKYBACK DANGLEBAND FROM THE OUTSIDE!!“