— star trek enterprise: a summary

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star trek enterprise: a summary

  • archer: i'm a GOOD PERSON!!!!! *destroys an entire vulcan monastery*
  • t'pol: *sips tea* this is vulcanphobic
  • trip: y'all'd've
  • reed: ceh for a spot of tea, govnah?
  • travis: i've been to 3247039821354892 planets and counting! too bad none of them are planets that the NX-01 visits cuz boy howdy that'd be convenient
  • hoshi: if you'd let me translate for 2 fuckign seconds i could tell you that this species doesn't want us here but okay yeah sure beam down anyway you do that
  • phlox: i know all about your species's genitalia but don't worry your secret's safe with me C:
  • shran: hello naughty pinkskins it's murder time
  • soval: get your grubby human hands off of my logic
  • forrest: My Son Archer Can Do No Wrong
  • porthos: bork