archer i'm a GOOD PERSON!!!!! *destroys an entire vulcan monastery*

t'pol *sips tea* this is vulcanphobic

trip y'all'd've

reed ceh for a spot of tea, govnah?

travis i've been to 3247039821354892 planets and counting! too bad none of them are planets that the NX-01 visits cuz boy howdy that'd be convenient

hoshi if you'd let me translate for 2 fuckign seconds i could tell you that this species doesn't want us here but okay yeah sure beam down anyway you do that

phlox i know all about your species's genitalia but don't worry your secret's safe with me C:

shran hello naughty pinkskins it's murder time

soval get your grubby human hands off of my logic

forrest My Son Archer Can Do No Wrong

porthos bork