[vintar]

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

[vintar]

#sounds fake, #but okay 

what kind of weak nerd doesn’t have a bunch of giant pythons hanging out in their house

[liviatheball]

@lumarafeleine

[avaricethegecko]

@wheremyscalesslither @kaijutegu @i-m-snek

What kind of snake is that?

[kaijutegu]

Woma python! See that tweet where he says “ate part of the snake hook”? Womas will eat anything.

This x-ray is of a woma named Vincent. He ate barbecue tongs. (He survived, too!)