Is this a print ad for Radio Shack?

NO OMG

I REMEMBER THIS

THIS WAS IN PARADE MAGAZINE

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL I CUT IT OUT AND HUNG IT ON MY WALL

okay no I was going to let this go but every time I see it I just have to stop what I’m doing and laugh for ten minutes

• bob picardo’s ultimate Dad pose
  
• roxann is wearing velour which was cutting edge fabric probably
• i’m pretty sure i had that keyboard
• why? is the palm pilot thing under a dome? is it a security dome because there are only ten in the world!? does it need its own ecosystem to survive??? what is happening
• looking at kate and robbie makes me think it’s possible this whole spread was in a clothing & lifestyle mail order catalog and not parade magazine after all
• look at jennifer’s hands she looks so uncomfortable i want to get her out of this terrible photo shoot
• is ethan phillips under quarantine?? what the fuck is happening there? is he supposed to be in a PHONE BOOTH? to use his CUTTING EDGE cell phone? did we not know how cell phones worked yet!? the x-files had been on for two years already get it together
• garrett wang what the fuck is that a hi-top made with cutting edge hair pomade or what’s happening here
• tim russ is just limbs and a head what was happening in this wardrobe department? did an all-black memo go out by CUTTING EDGE email and tim roxann and jennifer only check their email once a week because that dial-up’s by the minute ok and where i lived you had to call long distance because the other side of the goddamn county was a long distance telephone call YOU DON’T KNOW OUR STRUGGLES OKAY I WOULD HAVE MURDERED SOMEONE FOR A WEBCAM