[ds9shameblog]

i cant believe @subspacecommunication  singlehandedly redeemed risa by suggesting it has something other than impeccably manicured astroturf sex parks

[subspacecommunication]

Legoland Risa is a big deal and nobody can convince me otherwise. :D

Whenever any character talks about Risa with those leery grins on their faces, unless they specifically state they’re interested in sex, they’re definitely talking about Legoland. They’re all really excited to go to Legoland Risa. It’s the biggest Legoland in the Alpha Quadrant (it’s the biggest Legoland ever, but there’s a running joke that the Gamma Quadrant houses an even bigger Legoland nobody has ever seen), and has lego recreations of half the Federation fleet, and little lego people of every Federation species.

Nobody goes to Risa for sex. Everyone goes to Risa for the lego.

[kc749]

Everyone tries to get Jean-Luc Picard to go for the sex parks, he agrees reluctantly, and then when he comes back all he does is talk about how they have “MINT CONDITION twenty-first century Lego pieces from Earth Will I was astounded I didn’t think any survived the wars but they have a whole section just devoted to pre-WW3 building kits! One was called ‘Hogwarts.’”