— discworldtour: “How are we going to get in,...

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“How are we going to get in, sir?” said Carrot.
“How would you go about it, Carrot?”
“Well, I’d start by knocking, sir.”
“Really? Sergeant Detritus, forward please.”
“Sir!”
“Blow the bloody doors off!”

– on getting in | Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant