(These are very much tongue-in-cheek, so please don't be offended! I like a fair few of these songs, but said something sarcastic about them anyhow.)

Albania The one where they almost don't ruin a song in a revamp. Almost.

Armenia The one where a Caucasian sensation goes East Asian.

Australia The one with the awkward guests who sent a kid making puppy dog eyes in case you wanted to banish them.

Azerbaijan The one where they finally send something edgy.

Belgium The one with a school-aged student and a song that's too cool for school.

Cyprus The one where they think the massive force that stops you from flying free and that can even kill you in space is a perfect metaphor for love.

Finland The one where they associate bittersweet memories of love to the wretched cawing of nature's least musical bird.

Georgia The one that sees Russia and Ukraine politicising the contest and thinks "three can play at that game."

Greece The one with lyrics written in 3 minutes on the back of a Weetabix packet.

Iceland The one whose deep lyrics will be drowned out by puns about rocks and scissors.

Latvia The one where the early-90s rave never went out of fashion.

Moldova The one where they make the most of being a meme.

Montenegro The one with the most double entendres since Scooch's UK entry.

Poland The one written with a kid's rhyming dictionary.

Portugal The one that I can't ironise because it's so timeless and moving that it brings tears to my eyes.

Slovenia The one that sounds like what beige looks like.

Sweden The one that sounds like a sex addict's anthem and looks like an advert for men's businesswear.

And the 3 Big 6 voting in this semi

Italy The one with the most philosophical lyrics which will, nonetheless, be interpreted as a novelty song.

Spain The one that not even Spain wanted to subject Europe to.

UK The one that brings fast and effective relief for insomnia.