— Medieval European Girls In Fiction vs. History

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Medieval European Girls In Fiction vs. History

  • Fiction: I hate sewing, it's so fucking pointless and lame. My sisters and my mom are so stupid, I'm smart, I'm going to go ride my pony and learn how to use a sword. Rar, I'm fierce.
  • History: Without my needle, you would all be naked and dead. Excuse me, I have to go throw a party and negotiate a land deal.