โ€” Maybe the garlic rumor was started by the vampires...

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petermorwood

derederest asked:

Maybe the garlic rumor was started by the vampires so their victims would season themselves

thebibliosphere answered:

Vampire: oh no, you’re covered in garlic *licks lips* how awful *ties napkin under chin* whatever shall I do? *pulls out crazy straw and smiles* What. A. Shame.

petermorwood

Makes you wonder about those other myths involving mustardseed, salt and peppercorns as a defence or distraction. No information about hot sauce, though…