derederest
asked:
Maybe the garlic rumor was started by the vampires so their victims would season themselves
answered:
Vampire: oh no, you’re covered in garlic *licks lips* how awful *ties napkin under chin* whatever shall I do? *pulls out crazy straw and smiles* What. A. Shame.
Makes you wonder about those other myths involving mustardseed, salt and peppercorns as a defence or distraction. No information about hot sauce, though…