In all the various wonderful and hilarious “Garak is shocked and horrified by humans” stuff out there, I feel like figure skating has REALLY been overlooked.

“Are you telling me your species has decided filling an arena with ice, strapping blades to your feet, and then spinning and leaping on the slippery surface is considered an acceptable form of recreation?!?!”

“You make sound so dangerous!”

“Isn’t it??”

“Well…yes, I suppose.  But most of the more dangerous moves are only attempted by those who have been training since childhood.”

“YOU LET CHILDREN DO THIS?????”