in honor of splatoon 2
sisko: .96 gal deco
kasidy: l-3 nozzlenose
jake: inkbrush nouveau
kira: wasabi splattershot
jadzia: nzap 83
ezri: aerospray pg
odo: slosher deco
miles: tempered dynamo roller
julian: luna blaster neo
garak: bamboozler 14 mk ii
worf: heavy splatling deco
keiko: forge splattershot pro
quark: zink mini splatling
rom: sloshing machine
nog: carbon roller deco
ziyal: octobrush
and dukat doesn’t get to play because he hacks
weyoun doesn’t get to play either because he a.) doesn’t understand what video games are, b.) always wastes time inking the walls because he likes putting the colors everywhere
most likely to booyah: jadzia, julian, ezri, kasidy
most likely to squidbag: jadzia, julian, quark, keiko very artfully like she does a figure 8 while doing it, sisko after getting anyone in his family + either dax, garak only after splatting julian
most likely to become the squidbagging police: odo, nog, worf
most likely to start a squid party: rom































