(i’ll translate the best parts)

“The Sanmarinese flag was replaced with a dancing ape in a green, white and red background, as tribute to italian hero, Francesco Gabbani”

“The official language is portuguese”

“The may 2017, after giving Francesco Gabbani only 2 points during the Eurovision Song Contest, [San Marino] was banned from the country”

“In may 14th 2017, at 5:00 a.m. the italian army invaded the country. The sanmarinese army was taken over without warning and by 14:00 p.m. the italian army was in control of the situation. The combat endured until the dawn of may 15th. The name given by the italian army to the millitary operation was “The revenge of the ape”. The cause was the treason in the night before, after San Marino only gave 2 points to Gabbani’s song, ‘Occidentali’s Karma’”

+ they called San Marino “betraying bastards” and the flooding of Namaste Ale