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I’m not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it’s Shakespeare—or, if not, it’s some equally brainy lad—who says that it’s always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole, and more than usually braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with a bit of lead piping.
Excerpt From: Pelham Grenville Wodehouse. “My Man Jeeves.” iBooks. (via alchemistdoctor)