Original tweet posted by CAPTAlNERD September 1, 2017:

“1st September 2017. 19 years later. The scar had no pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.” Today is the only day you can rt this.

Responses by Shoeless Dick:

“Of course, Harry only thought all was well because he had not read a muggle newspaper at all during 2017.”

“All is well? Fuck you talkin’ about?” the American wizard scowled at Harry, pushing a copy of the Washington Post into Harry’s hands.