bee advice

[starstarship]

sometimes you get close to a bee and it does this super cute thing where it raises its middle legs at you and it looks like it’s waving or maybe giving you a high five

BUT WAIT. it’s actually freaked because you are in its space and it’s saying if you bother me much more i’m going to have to sting you

and your beastly tough human skin will catch its sting and it can’t get it out again and then it dies and YOU DON’T WANT THAT

so even tho it’s cute you should back off :) i learnt this recently, thought it was useful.

[sophiagratia]

terpsikeraunos i think you should put this into latin

[terpsikeraunos]

interdum ad apem accedis et adorabilem rem facit, tollens artus medios ad te sicut salutans aut forsitan plaudens

SED MANE. vere perterrita est quoniam in spatio suo es et dicit se te puncturam esse si amplius offendis

et tua brutalis cutis humana aculeum prendet et non poterit apis eum extrahere deinde morietur et ILLUD NON VIS

itaque quamvis adorabilis sit recedas :)