I did it. I found the best book ever. It’s 300+ pages of the many many MANY ways people have died or been grievously injured in and around Yellowstone National Park, and a hundred pages of appendices and citations. I’ve so far finished the chapters on hot spring/geyser accidents, bison, bears, poisonous gases, lightning, plants and mushrooms, and avalanches/exposure, and I’m only on chapter 7 out of 25. I’m in love.