yesterday on my way home i saw a truck Entirely Covered in a net of Christmas lights

It was so fucking alarming and I couldn’t stop to get a picture but I also couldn’t stop looking

This morning I see a truck with a few lights around the cab and just as I’m thinking, “ha, the other guy has you beat” he pulls out in front of me with An Entire Crucifixion Strapped To His Truck.

I’ll take ‘things i was not ready for at 8:10 in the morning or ever’ for 500, Alex