Different Types of Engineers
I wondered why the chemical engineer was in a laboratory, and then I realized it’s because he’s there to pester the bear while he’s in the middle of trying to run an analysis.
“Hey, Sprinkles, I was looking at that data you sent me–”
“That was a month ago, Jerry.”
“Yeah, and I really don’t like these numbers here. According to my diagrams, that should be impossible, so I’m pretty sure your instrument is broken.”
“The instrument isn’t broken, Jerry.”
“I seem to remember you had another one around here somewhere. Maybe you could rerun the sample on that one and see if you get a better number.”
“We got rid of the other one four years ago, Jerry. Because that one *was* broken.”
“Oh, I see. Well, do you think–if you have time today–could you call the landfill and see if maybe they could dig it up for us? We really need to put that machine back in service so we can pass these samples.”
“Uggghhhhh…”
bee-squared-official
