You can read up to 500 words per minute
THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD.
Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…
I feel like this is also why playing video games like Pokemon taught me to be a fast reader. I was impatient so I set the text speed to high and just went with it. It freaking works.
I AM SOBBING OMG
I haaaaate this. Augh, firehose. I want to dabble and go back and enjoy. But hey, whatever floats your boat.