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I don’t usually have interesting dreams but the other night I had this one the other night abt this tiefling girl that looked like this

And she was going to like a fantasy version of my college and she rode a ripstick down to the beach while looking at her phone like a badass. But at the beach there were these 3 guys made out of wet sand that looked kinda like this

They were making this little mud/sand pillars in a rectangular pit they had dug out and a bunch of people had stopped to watch

But when the tiefling girl stopped to watch they noticed and started talking to each other like “is that the one we want” and “yeah she’s the one” (all their “speech” appeared as like rpg dialogue with their face and the text next to it)

So the one with the little head came up behind her and knocked her out with a big lump of wet sand I think

She woke up in like the back of a little shop that seemed to be empty but Mightve once sold crappy souvenirs idk and this thing was on the ceiling

It landed on her face and injected part of itself into her ear like some kind of alien parasite before landing in a nearby chair and morphing into this

Basically it wanted her to run errands for it because I guess its sand henchmen couldn’t leave the beach for long

But like all the errands were just buying it stupid shit and the girl was despairing because it would force her to miss her classes and use her own money. The only thing I remember her getting was this $30 box of “medicine” that turned out to be tiny sausages in anime themed wrappers

Idk what it means but I’m kinda invested this premise now