— midshipmank: Dukat’s all like “I have….no choice!...

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Dukat’s all like “I have….no choice! I must!! Lead this life of resistance! There is not other way! Just like you had no choice, Major! You understand!”

Like honestly FUCK THE HELL OFF, you DO have a choice, you PRIVILEGED LIZARD ASSHOLE. The Cardassian government LITERALLY JUST OFFERED YOU YOUR NICE JOB BACK. YOU HAVE A CHOICE. DO NOT TRY TO LIKEN YOURSELF TO KIRA. SHE KNOWS IT’S BULLSHIT. I KNOW IT’S BULLSHIT. EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S BULLSHIT. NEVER IN YOUR LIZARD LIFE WILL YOU BE OPPRESSED IN THE SAME WAY YOU OPPRESSED THE BAJORANS DURING THE OCCUPATION

I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE FIGHTING THE KLINGONS

NO ONE WILL MISS YOU