oh my god
1. first contact with garak. a classic
2. waking up in a strange place, immediately assuming he’s in a nightmare, and just screaming to wake himself up rather than take any action
3. oh boy it’s time to play raquetball! :-) i guess i’ll just change into my workout clothes. you know, the type that you wear when you work out. i love sports!
4. hi my name is julian bashir and my favorite holodeck program involves me shooting a man with a champagne cork. also, every woman i encounter falls in love with me. uh oh me and my real spy boyfriend are in trouble! good thing i’m here to save the day
5. risa