ACTION OMENS
PRESENTING
vin diesel and dwayne johnson as aziraphale and crowley
arnold schwarzenegger and sylvester stalone as hastur and ligur
michelle rodriguez as anathema
chris pratt as newt
archie from riverdale as adam
chuck norris as shadwell
and finally
jennifer lawrence as war
it’s set in america. the bentley is a monster truck and all of the them have been aged up to 17. there isn’t a single actress over 35. aziraphale and crowley both have guns and the movie has numerous action sequences that don’t further the plot at all.