ONE TIME I WAS ATTENDING A BALL AT A FAE COURT AND EVERYONR WAS WEARING BALLGOWNS MADE OF WINTER AND SORROW AND SHIT LIKE THAT BUT THEN I SAW A FAE LORD WEARING A TACKY 90S WINDBREAKER AND SPATS AND I KNEW WE WOULD BE FRIENDS
HE CORDIALLY INTRODUCED ME TO A HIGH RANKING MEMBER OF THE AUTUMN COURT AS A DISTRACTION SO HE COULD STAB THEM
I feel like this is a Dresden Files novel that I somehow, tragically, skipped.
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