[obscuritiesoffbeat]

I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.

[somewhatsociable]

I’m sorry, what?

[obscuritiesoffbeat]

I am so happy to be the one to introduce you to the horrible few hundred years where Europeans regularly consumed ground Egyptian mummies.

[archaeo-geek]

Not to mention we used to paint with them, though apparently it would crack terribly on the canvas within a few years.