Re-watching “Tribunal” for all the Cardassian goodness.

I don’t normally find Cardassian women as attractive as I find Cardassian men but daaaaaaaamn the Archon (named Makbar) is just–hng. She’s fucking beautiful I’m in love with her she’s my wife now. And what in the world is that hair? Girl.

ALSO look at her neck ridges. I haven’t seen ridges that thick even on a Cardassian dude. She got it goin’ on.

The Public Conservator (Kovat) is pretty cool as well–his sweater has a weird awkward dewlap-like collar, I appreciate his silver hair, and HIS FOREHEAD. His forehead denoting his age with all the nubbles and bumpies makes me stupidly happy for no real reason. I just love Cardassians okay.

Imagine Garak growing old and getting silver hair and forehead nubbles and Damar surviving and getting streaks of distinguished gray at his temples and bumpy forehead and wearing old man Cardassian sweaters.

Cardassians<3

Extra bonus cool things learned in this ep:

At 10 years old Cardassian children have their first molar removed and given to the Cardassian Bureau of Identification.

Cardassian judge = Archon

Public defender = Conservator

Officer of the court advising the accused = Nestor