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Another DS9 article funny:

Although Marc Alaimo (DS9’s notorious Gul Dukat) had worked extensively with Jeff as the two-faced Vorta, Weyoun, he didn’t recognize Jeff as Brunt, the Ferengi commissioner. Jeff pestered Marc incessantly (“Mr. Alaimo, I love your work!”) until Marc was ready to call security, when he revealed himself. “Don’t do that again!” Marc bellowed threateningly.