Aries: Maintain speed, your bicycle is no match for your neighbors meek fence.

Taurus: The night watches you, wary.

Gemini: As you sit, toes freezing, in the bathroom, you will realize the importance of being kind.

Cancer: Lay your hand on the mercifully cool wood of the fireplace, live not in memory but in the present.

Leo: The hunger you feel is not for food.

Virgo: Today you will be struck with memories of the cap gun you purchased when you were small. The image will not leave you untill you need it.

Libra: Wreck your dad’s jag.

Scorpio: You will finally realize that the whole world is made of countless triangles.

Saggatarius: You will invent a new word for the unnamed feelings you have. Nobody will ever truly know.

Capricorn: Your legs are too long.

Aquarius: The wind is your shield.

Pisces: Your shoulder blades are made of fine clockwork, make sure to keep them oiled.