Normal Horoscope
Aries: Maintain speed, your bicycle is no match for your neighbors meek fence.
Taurus: The night watches you, wary.
Gemini: As you sit, toes freezing, in the bathroom, you will realize the importance of being kind.
Cancer: Lay your hand on the mercifully cool wood of the fireplace, live not in memory but in the present.
Leo: The hunger you feel is not for food.
Virgo: Today you will be struck with memories of the cap gun you purchased when you were small. The image will not leave you untill you need it.
Libra: Wreck your dad’s jag.
Scorpio: You will finally realize that the whole world is made of countless triangles.
Saggatarius: You will invent a new word for the unnamed feelings you have. Nobody will ever truly know.
Capricorn: Your legs are too long.
Aquarius: The wind is your shield.
Pisces: Your shoulder blades are made of fine clockwork, make sure to keep them oiled.
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