[beaulesbian]

‘Ah, this is more likely. Tchaikovsky,’ said Aziraphale, opening a case and slotting its cassette into the Blaupunkt.

‘You won’t enjoy it,’ sighed Crowley. ‘It’s been in the car for more than a fortnight.’

A heavy bass beat began to thump through the Bentley as they sped past Heathrow.

Aziraphale’s brow furrowed.

‘I don’t recognize this,’ he said. ‘What is it?’

‘It’s Tchaikovsky’s “Another One Bites the Dust”,’ said Crowley.

To while away the time as they crossed the sleeping Chilterns, they also listened to William Byrd’s ‘We are the Champions’ and Beethoven’s ‘I Want To Break Free’.

[niceprophecies]

“Neither were as good as Vaughan William’s ‘Fat-Bottomed Girls.”