[tinsnip]

My fucking leg’s gone out again and I can’t go see my grandmother with the rest of my family, which makes me sour.

On the other side, I can:

1. day-drink

2. write fanfic

So I guess I’ll make lemonade outta these lemons.

[luscious-theomorphic]

There’s a fun lemonade cocktail you can make if you like gin.

• 1-2 oz gin, depending on preference
• ¼ oz lemon juice
• dash sugar, simple syrup, grenadine, w/e u like to sweeten
• an egg
• ice

Shake for a long time, like at least 3 minutes, until the egg is really foamy. Strain and pour into a cocktail glass, or teacup if you wanna be Historical.

[tinsnip]

I approve. Teacup, eh? So you’re saying Aziraphale likes this one for plausible deniability?