miserablelittlesmugbastard

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

hickeywiththegoodhair

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

bruhgender

causing a ruckus

scrabblezard

My client pleads not guilty on three charges of being back on his bullshit

crumplelush

Being an “incorrigible rogue” was a criminal offence in the UK until 2013 when it was finally repealed