a nice and accurate list of things that crowley is responsible for:
- tik tok (both the song and the platform)
- expensive colognes that smell like shit
- chain restaurants
- plastic straws
- call centres
- The Sun newspaper
- rubbers that just smudge instead of erasing
- Taylor Swift’s rise to fame
- monarchies
- slow internet connections
- apple (the company, not the fruit)
- pepsi
- anti-vaxxers
- Disney
- the phrases “wuu2″, “k”, and emojis
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