— IT IS STILL DARK OUTSIDE WHEN YOU TURN ON THE...

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IT IS STILL DARK OUTSIDE WHEN YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS IN YOUR BATHROOM YOU ARE STARTLED TO SEE ME STANDING IN YOUR SHOWER I TELEPORT CLOSER TO YOU IN A BURST OF BLACK FIRE AND TELL YOU TO STOP IDENTIFYING WITH YOUR TRAUMA SO YOU CAN BEGIN THE HEALING PROCESS I EXPLODE INTO A CLOUD OF SMALL BIRDS