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It turns out that, despite six thousand years of unresolved sexual tension, Aziraphale and Crowley aren’t actually any good at having sex.

Words: 3227, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Madame Tracy (Good Omens), Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens)
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Humor, sexual euphemisms, a lot of sexual euphemisms, like holy hell, Canon Typical Everything

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a digital painting of miles edgeworth in his office, sipping tea from a small white cup. he is typing something on his computer. there are some papers on his desk, and near them, to his right, a steel samurai figurine is standing. it's the one from his office, except the spear an fan have been replaced with two pride flags: the gay one and the demisexual one. the colors are evenly saturated and do not particularly stand out, overall, the palette is bright, but peaceful.

a digital painting of klavier gavin, mid-concert, playing a purple guitar with a smile on his face. he is wearing a crop top and leather pants, and has a rainbow pride flag on his shoulders, like a cape. he has a belly button piercing and some necklaces, as well as glitter on his eyes. the painting is done in pink and purple undertones. klavier has a trans pride flag bracelet on his hand.

a digital painting of maya fey and franziska von karma in a field of flowers. maya is putting a flower crown on franziska, who is sitting down in said field, happy and content with some flowers gathered in her hand. maya is also wearing a flower crown. hers has bisexual flag colors, whole franziska's is lesbian-coded. franziska has a bracelet with trans colors on her hand.

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a digital painting of a meme with ema skye, aa4. she is standing confidently, the background is the aromantic pride flag. above and below her, large text says "love is in the air? wrong! i sprayed luminol everywhere".

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Terry's hat and scarf ❤ With an ook pin! ❤

Crowley's old glasses on the statue. The statue itself is the Marly Horses by Guillaume Coustou the Elder.

Aziraphale's bow tie on the floor 👀

The cardboard box - long ago Neil shared on his instagram: Game on! There are mysteries, histories, secrets revealed and Something Too Terrible To Be Revealed on the way. Also a cardboard box.

Three feathers. One white, one blac and one white with a bluish/grey tinge (if it's not a shaddow)?

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Lord Jim and Treasure Island have also been identified in the previous poster but now are in a different place 🤔👀.

Three books by Jane Austen: Persuasion, Pride and Prejudice and Emma. We have already seen Pride and Prejudice in the previous poster but it was a different edition so Aziraphale has more than one :).

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Again geckos! :) 🦎 (there were three in the previous poster)

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— Fireworks

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