My fucking leg’s gone out again and I can’t go see my grandmother with the rest of my family, which makes me sour.
On the other side, I can:
1. day-drink
2. write fanfic
So I guess I’ll make lemonade outta these lemons.
There’s a fun lemonade cocktail you can make if you like gin.
- 1-2 oz gin, depending on preference
- ¼ oz lemon juice
- dash sugar, simple syrup, grenadine, w/e u like to sweeten
- an egg
- ice
Shake for a long time, like at least 3 minutes, until the egg is really foamy. Strain and pour into a cocktail glass, or teacup if you wanna be Historical.
I approve. Teacup, eh? So you’re saying Aziraphale likes this one for plausible deniability?
Drinking cocktails out of a teacup is one of the many outdated trendy things he does. Americans did it during prohibition and he thought it was charming and never stopped. It’s like tartan in the Victorian era (literally the whole era).












