— you might think Michael has no sympathy but that’s...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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patricianandclerk

you might think Michael has no sympathy but that’s not true she’s just running low on supplies because gabriel falls into her lap and sobs there over every perceived workplace rejection he’s ever experienced like, once a week

zetablarian

I look forward to the day when A/C fervor calms down just enough to allow more fanfic about the other characters because this is the kind of galaxy-braining shit I need. 

patricianandclerk

every time i just i die

michael sitting down, doing some normal paperwork, and gabriel LURCHING in, hands over his eyes, for the third time this month, going, “MICHAEL–” and she’s like “oh fuck’s sake not again”

and gabriel like FALLING to his knees, burying his face in her lap, and saying, “mmmf”

and she’s like “what”

and he’s like “mmmf” but louder

and she’s like “you’re literally a messenger of our mother would you just–”

and gabriel raises his head and is like “gadreel says jogging is stupid” and michael is like… ri– right… ok… well, he has a point, no?

and gabriel just sobs even louder

and once he’s cried it out he’s fine, he’s running around, big smile, big grin, big dumb angel, but first, he’s going to overreact in the most ridiculous manner imaginable

zetablarian

This is good and true and I love your mind.

gabriel is a golden retriever with a mean streak michael is an afghan hound

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