— Aziraphale: when I said bring me back something...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Aziraphale: when I said bring me back something from the beach I meant some seashells or something!

Crowley, struggling with a seagull: next time fucking say that then!