Sometimes I just sit and think about how Aziraphale and Crowley spent several years giving some ordinary human kid THE weirdest possible upbringing of all time.
uhhhhhhh fic of Warlock as an adult where he mentions things offhandedly in therapy sometimes and his therapist is EXTREMELYY???????? CONFUSED????????????
Warlock: Yeah, when I was a kid it always seemed like the adults around me were trying to use me for their own reasons. My Dad had his Super Macho, American Man thing he was trying to project on me and I think Mom was trying to use me to get back at him in some way because she felt neglected…
Therapist: That sounds frustrating.
Warlock: God, you have no idea. And then there was my Nanny and the gardener.
Therapist: Did you have close relationships with them?
Warlock: Yeah, I loved them, but it was always “Warlock, you must love and respect all of God’s creatures and only use your power for good, don’t listen to Nanny, blah blah” and then Nanny would be all “Warlock, all creatures exist only to be ground under your heel, all the powers of Hell are at your disposal”.
Therapist: …
Warlock: I caught them making out in the pantry once, it was really jarring.
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