Crowley, lying through his teeth in hell: No, no. I have most definitely been up to real evil. Truly wicked. Despicable stuff. I’m sure it would turn your stomachs to hear all the gory details.
Beelzebub: It says here that last week you spent 5 minutes crying about ducklings following you in a park.
Crowley, tearing up: They thought I was their mother. What kind of a parental figure am I?!
Crowley to the ducklings:
brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror
can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out
*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*
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