Anonymous
asked:
Can't decide which is better: fumbling, blushing virgin Aziraphale because 'goodness, no, I could never do that, its against the rules!' or dominating, passionate sex machine Aziraphale because 'darling, I've been around for six thousand years do you really think I haven't enjoyed all the earthly pleasures?'
Two great tastes that taste great together.
Also consider: sex with humans? Sure! It’s fun. It’s like sushi! It’s quite a normal thing to do when here on Earth, after all. Every few decades just to keep on form, why not?
Sex with my demonic adversary? An angel and a demon making love??? The very idea is–oh, it’s all kinds of forbidden, I’ve never done anything like–oh, dear me, where can I put my face, he’s put his hand on my wrist I’m quite sure that isn’t allowed~~~
(we can have it alllll)