Aziraphale: What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done?
Crowley: I gave a woman a forbidden apple just to have an excuse to talk with the angel I had a crush on.
Aziraphale, confused: You never told me that when we met. Who are they?
Crowley: …
Crowley: Excuse me, I have to go. I forgot to yell at my plants this morning.
brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror
can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out
*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*
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