someone on here said something about an au where aziraphale is american southern and now I’m just thinking
“Folks who meet Aziraphale tend to figure three things: one, that he’s Virginian, two, he’s smart, and three, he’s queerer than a three-dollar bill. They’re close to right, but no matter what the locals might tell you, Heaven’s not in Virginia.”
“Bless your heart,” said Aziraphale.
As a Virginian, I support this completely and wanted to contribute some of my favorite sayings:
“Well now Crowley, don’t you just look happier than a possum eatin peach seeds.”
“I swear, that Gabriel can be so thick, he couldn’t pour piss outta a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.”
Crowley: “Can I tempt you to a spot of lunch?
Aziraphale: “Heavens to Betsy! If that ain’t just dill my pickle.”