every time I see a new post confirming what Crowley actually wears (Valentino sunglasses, Balenciaga jacket) I laugh so hard because some time ago there was a sort of agreement that while Aziraphale actually buys and keeps his clothes, Crowley just miracles them for himself which means that this absolute nerd saw those Valentino glasses, saw the price, thought “ah yes, this looks like something a Cool Human would wear” and just rolled with it. If someone asked him where he bought them he would probably say Ikea
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brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror
can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out
*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*








