read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2FzoOdY

by Medea_Nunc_Sum, ssironstrange

Step 1: attempt to write a/c smut
Step 2: immediately fail by making it s o f t
Step 3: recruit your bff and the most poetic writer in the history of ever to collab
Step 4: turn it into the most beautiful rendition of backseat car sex the world has ever seen
Step 5: profit????

Words: 1170, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Ineffable husbands - Fandom
• Rating: Mature
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
• Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Ineffable Husbands - Relationship
• Additional Tags: poetic smut, Car Sex, getting it on in the back of the bently, soft, like really soft, i’m never gonna be able to write horny stuff for them, they’re too soft